In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that
backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water
and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies
- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
- mushoo: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!
Well I’m fucked
every college student this week (via togentlehearts)
I’ll be fucked in 8 hours if I don’t do something.
1. Your job. Yes, even if you’re working something that other people condescendingly term “not a real job,” such as retail or service. If you have a job of any kind in this economy,…
why would i start watching a new show when i’m in the last 3 weeks of the semester i’ll tell you why it’s because i hate myself
there are entire classes of students at my school who don’t know who Nelson Mandela was and that makes me very very sad
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
She’s a metal pole
in zero degree weather.
I’m afraid if I put my tongue on her
it will stick forever.